And so it begins–again

I’m 42 years old. I’m ridiculously, pathetically, and embarrassingly out of shape.
Not surprisingly, I’m also overweight. Not ridiculously, pathetically or embarrassingly overweight, but definitely overweight.
I don’t enjoy exercise, I don’t enjoy sports. Never have, never will.
I’ve made attempts over the years to get in shape and to lose weight. Can’t say I’ve ever gotten [...]